Pimp My Ride

There really is no reason to ever watch this show unless you really like Xzibit ( so like four people in the world ) or you are having a psychotic break down. My excuse? well it was 4:30 in the morning and I had to be up in 2 hours so why bother sleeping at that point. No instead lets see what's on the TV. Right? Well unless you wanna watch infomercials about the snuggie for two hours or softcore porn you are shit out of luck. So I really didn't feel like getting talked into owning a snuggie or watching.... well... adults rub on each other. So really "pimp my ride" was the lesser of the evils. 

So where should I start with this? It should not be called "pimp my ride".... They should call it "put a fucking TV section of best buy in my car!"They only thing they do in this show is stick TV's everywhere they can on a car. Fuck the motor... put a TV in the headlights! Oh and a TV on the front wind shield! And we can stick this TV up your ass!! Fuck it! Lets make his car a TV!!!!!!! Everything they do involves a TV in some shape or form. If I have a car that was falling apart and I was going to "pimp it" I would put a new fucking motor in it! Not paint it gold and glue a flat screen to the truck!!!! Its like if you cover a turd in diamonds... Yea, its pretty and all, but its still a lump of crap. 

There is something about how fake it is that makes me feel. Like Im watching Pod people work on cars or something. I can't help to think that if you cut one of there heads off there would just be gears turning or some type of blue jelly.... I think I feel that way about most MTV shows but this one really stands out. Everyone who works at the shop looks like... well ... dead. Kinda like how I felt after watching it for two hours. Plus the people who own the cars have no shame. This one guy had a used baby diaper in his car and he didn't have a kid. So I thought about that and wow.... he has been driving around with poo in his car AND WHERE THE HELL DID HE GET IT? This isn't something that is picked up by mistake!! IT SHIT MAN! He must be a audiophile... He doesn't need to be "pimped" he needs to be pistol wiped. 

Why is Xzibit still doing this show anyways? Isn't he famous or something? I thought rappers were suppose to hang out at playboy and drink Incredible Hulks all day. Not visit white kids in the suburbs with gifts. They are going to start confusing Santa with Xzibit. If Xzibit came down my chimney and wanted to give me a new car I would immediately call poison control because I must have been "slipped a mickey" if you will.  So Xzibit if your reading this... go drink some hulk and hang out with hookers. Its the natural order of things.

Not a whole lot I can really say about this show other then if you have TV fetish then you have struck gold. Xzibit is the only part of the show that doesn't totally suck and he is only in it for like 5 mins. Maybe I should of watched the snuggie show.. at least I would be warm now. 

On my scale "pimp my ride" gets 1 warlock