Aliens

Ok so now the meat of what this is all about. I re-watch Aliens last night for about the billionth time and I figure i should share some of my thoughts on it. First of all, I love this movie. This is more or less the reason I could watch it over and over and over again. Now, I could tell you why this is so great or why this was done this way but instead of being that kind of know-it-all prick Im going to tell you the top 5 best lines of the movie. Yea, thats right. This movie is full of great lines that i just cant stop quoting. The worst part about quoting a movie at random times is when people haven't seen it so they just look at you like your out of your fucking mind. But here is my list of quotes 

Number 5. "Get away from her you bitch!". Man.... its like your mom learned how to drive a mech and she isn't taking shit from anyone. That whole fight scene is just too bad ass for words. People getting ripped in half, flame thrower vs. little alien mouth, airlock battle and a giant robot. The only thing that would of made this cooler would of been ninjas with laser swords .

Number 4. " In the pipe, 5 by 5". WTF DOES THIS MEAN!!!??? I have spent so many hours of my life wondering what the hell this meant. I know in space movies its a normal thing to spurt out random techno babble but there is a limit on what you can say!! This line has haunted me... YES haunted me because its the only thing in this movie that is stupid out of place. Its like everyone in the drop ship raising their hands in unison and yelling " We are the Snow Monkey!" Not only is it bad english but its also retarded 

Number 3. Every Line that Sgt. Apone says....  Have you ever really listen to what he was saying?? Its all nonsenses... every bit of it. Like when he say "Look in to my eye" for no reason and that weird noise right before he calls the soldier's all bad ass's. Maybe its some kind of inside space joke but this movie wasn't made for space people. Im glad he gets killed off early. I don't think i could take too many of his space jokes. 

Number 2. "They mostly come at night... mostly" There are so many things you can apply this too. Just watch 

Working a drive through :  Do I get a toy in my happy meal?

They mostly come with Toys... mostly 

First date : Do you wanna come in for a drink?

They mostly don't come in ... mostly 

Paying your rent : This isn't the full rent 

They mostly give us more time... mostly 

Besides people thinking that you talk like Smeagol from Lord of the Rings you are sure to make new friends with this line. Also, its mostly impossible to get out of your head... mostly  .. Damn it.

Number 1. "GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!" Oh Bill Paxton... I cant help but to love this line. Its so lame and he sucks so bad... which makes it that much cooler. Once again this line can be used anywhere and at all times really. Get is to a finder bender... game over man! Sleep with a yeti... game over man! Start quoting aliens... GAME OVER MAN!! 

Over all its a great film and if you haven't watched it i recommend you pick this one up. 

On my Scale it get 10 dragons 

Audiophile

If I only had words to describe how much I HATE audiophiles. Lets go to the run down list first off...

Reason 10. Their all a bunch of old men! Im not sure if any of you know any old people but chances are they cant hear for shit. Is it some kind of point you are trying to prove? That your not old? If your going to pretend your not old BUY A SPORTS CAR! Don't be a prick about "audio quality" because your old.

Reason 9: They look like that guy up there.... yes all of them do. 

Reason 8: Classical music is for wasps and 14th century nobel men. None of your are 14th century nobel men so why would you want people to think you have a stick up your ass? Would you want to show a girl you were trying to pick up (keep in mind these are all old men) your I wear a powdered wig collection or look Im still young and listen to rock collection??? So by being a "audiophile" your telling people your a old fart and fucking up the image you wanted to have in the first place... 

Reason 7: They are fucking stupid for the most part. Here is a question I hear quite often ... you might want to sit down for this one. "Where is the play button...."       Anger doesn't even account for how I feel when someone asks me that. I just feel dead....

Reason 6: Shouldn't there be a better hobbie then this?!? Last time I checked sound quality doesn't get you laid guys. If you need help with that I suggest you read number 10 again.. SPORTS CAR!!!

Reason 5: The money they drop on this is .... well... just wrong. Would you pay 3 grand for a cd player? NO, because you have half a brain... or at least Im assuming you do. Once again spend your money on something worth a shit. LIKE A SPORTS CAR!!

Reason 4: I cant tell the difference between FLAC and WAV. Can you??? NO!!!! NO ONE CAN!!

Unless you have super hearing, which we have already established that they are half deaf, so NO they dont.

Reason 3: Bad taste in music... awful. ABBA, REM and 10,00 maniacs in every collection. I dont care how much money you spend, nothing is going to make ABBA sound good. I would rather take a prison shower then listen to a ABBA album. Its the same thing a playing ABBA on a 10.000 dollar system. Your still getting raped but not just in the ass but in the ears and your wallet. I guess if your old, and man and not into pick up girls in your SPORTS CAR then this might be what your into.

Reason 2: Its sounds like pedophile or necro-phile or any other phile that would classify you as a sicko. Then again you would have to be kinda out of your fucking mind to even touch a ABBA cd much less listen to one. 

Reason 1: THEY ARE ALL FLITH FUCKING RICH.   These people have so much money that they buy things without thinking. Some working for the government, or they are doctors or they practice Law.... where is the play button???    NO WONDER WE ARE FALLING APART AS A COUNTRY. Right there is the reason!!!! Where is the Play button? That should be are new catch phrase as a country. The United States of America.... wheres the play button!!!!!!!!!

So in conclusion Audiophiles should do this to redeem themselves in my eyes 

  -Buy a Sports car

  -Throw away your ABBA cd's 

  -Go to best buy and look at a CD player... Map out the buttons... Ask a employ if you need help

  - And I would say don't have any kids but you have taken care of that for me since none of you will take my advice....   So in a weird way I HAVE BEATEN YOU!!!!

Thanks for reading if you made it this far. I know i said i was going to do rich people food but these guys had to be dealt with today. More to come... 

Well Lets Start This Off

Welcome all to the most negative place on the web..... besides "things with a negative charge.com". Its been brought to my attention that "Hey The Wombat, you should do some reviews on like... everything!" Since I think that reviewing a video game or movie is as cool and original as watch M-TV for a hour, I told that person that I would rather be hit by a car full of "bro's" singing Phish. So then a second person told me I should do movie reviews and I said " well i do hate a lot of people.... and you are one of them now". Finally someone else told me that i should not do reviews and I should give up on life and work a BK severing flame broiled whoppers so i said " Thats a great idea!!! I should do reviews!" So Im here, I HATE mostly everything and Im going to tell you why should as well. Most of this will be me ranting on about new and different things I am exposed to and other stuff will be poems I wrote about nature.....   just kidding. So if your board at work and new something to kill time with give this site a read and feel better about your life. Thats all I have for right now but tonight I will post my first review... "Rich People Food".